THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR
- Mandals with socks (Double whammy if worn with black socks)
- Clogs - they look effeminate
- Cutoff denim shorts
- White socks (Unless you're wearing tennies)
- Short ass running shorts
- Pants that are too short
- Being backless if you have a hairy body
- Speedos, or any tight-undie type bathing suit
- Nail polish of any type
- A watch with a built in calculator
- Sunglasses on a Croakie
- Blue Blockers
