Talked about things you might say to a kid and they would have absolutely no idea what you're talking about:

• Why don't you put a stack of "45's" on the "hi-fi?"
• I can't take your picture tonight, I forgot the "flash cubes."
• Do you kids want to see a "double feature" at the "drive-in?"
• Who wants to play a game of Pong?
• Ethyl is just 29 cents a gallon.
• Smell the purple ink on the "ditto" paper.
• You just heat up the oil first, add the popcorn and shake the pan over the burner.
• Get your "skate key," take apart your metal skates and nail them to a 2x4.
• Just stick your arm "straight" out the window for a left turn; for a right turn just angle your arm upward.
• That's the "minute" hand and the other one's the "hour" hand.