OFFICE NUTS

• The Brown Noser-- Laughs at all the boss' jokes.
• The Hall Monitor-- Always in the hall watching for who's doing what where.
• Stinky Steve-- Hygiene is not his middle name.
• Bathroom Hog-- The door is closed again.
• Copy Cat-- She's always at the copy machine. She loves collating.
• The Chronic Whiner-- Complains and moans constantly. Won't look for another job. Has been there 20 years.
• Fashion Police-- Critical of others apparel (behind their backs).
• The One Upper-- No matter what you tell him, he's got an even better story.
• Helpless in Seattle-- Can't do anything. Must be shown again and again.
• The Perfume Polluter-- She comes to work wearing half a bottle of perfume.
• The Neat Freak-- This person wouldn't have a hair out of place in a tornado and cleans off his desk with ammonia-based spay every day.
• Sloppy Sam.He's the opposite of the neat freak. It's impossible to see his desk under all the clutter.
• The Coffee Culprit-- This creep drinks the last cup of coffee and never makes another pot. (Most sales people meet this description.)
• Loudmouth Larry-- Even if he's talking on the phone, you can hear him a half block away.
• The Belcher-- He rattles windows with his burps and never says "Excuse Me."
• The Gossip-- This person knows more about your life than you do and makes sure everyone else does too.
• The Nutrition Cop-- This person peers at your lunch, then grimaces and says: "Don't you know that stuff will kill you."
• The Junk Food Junkie-- The opposite of the Nutrition Cop. He sticks a candy bar under your nose and tempts you to eat it.
• The Temperature Tamperer -- This person sneaks up to the thermostat and cranks it up or down, but never asks anyone else if they are comfortable.